Everybody loves my baby

Music & lyrics by Dov Hammer

 

Chorus: Everybody loves my baby

Everybody wants a piece

Everybody loves my baby – Oh yeah, oh yeah

Everybody loves my baby

Everybody wants a piece

Everybody loves my baby – oh yeah

 

Cab drivers love her 'cause she always tips

The waiter's crazy about the way she sips

The admiral just wants her to sink his ships

The lion tamer wants her to snap his whip

 

The bankers love her 'cause her credit is good

Mechanics want look under her hood

The chef is dying to cook her food

The carpenter is trying to sell her his wood

 

The doctor loves her cause her health is so fine

The dentist loves her 'cause her teeth are in line

The fortune teller's looking for a sign

The bartender trying to give her more wine

 

The policeman slapped the cuffs on her wrists

The prosecutor says that she tried to resist

The witnesses forgot what they    witnessed

The judge said "case dismissed"